tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63039229764476602782024-03-13T07:17:47.935-07:00 O CUIABEIRO JOÃO GALLOC U I A B Á - M TJoão Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.comBlogger949125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-51775774911489891472013-03-16T12:52:00.002-07:002013-03-16T12:52:37.175-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><b>O Bullying começa quando a Fumaça Branca indica coisa boa e a Fumaça Preta coisa ruim.</b></span></span></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-40604112126819235882013-03-16T12:35:00.001-07:002013-03-16T12:35:44.808-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Aí sua mãe pede para usar a internet e quando você volta o navegador padrão é Internet .</span></b></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-36342914191948423812013-03-16T12:34:00.003-07:002013-03-16T12:35:44.807-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><b>Se a vida não está fácil para você, imagina para quem envia a palavra “Amor” para 48022.</b></span></span></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-46370830793351282642013-03-16T12:33:00.002-07:002013-03-16T12:35:44.810-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Coragem mesmo é ir a uma Parada Gay fantasiado de Silas Malafaia.</span></b></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-85665683916622328012013-03-16T12:32:00.003-07:002013-03-16T12:35:44.811-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">O amor é igual a um rolo de papel higiênico, diminui a cada cagada.</span></b></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-82257250282300255742013-03-16T12:23:00.001-07:002013-03-16T12:25:11.990-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><b>Morre de medo de queimar no inferno, mas não abre mão do fogo no rabo.</b></span></span></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-41282610606120219862013-03-16T11:55:00.002-07:002013-03-16T12:25:11.983-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Gata, passando por sua casa vi sua calcinha na janela. Vendo ela sem você, imagino você sem ela.</span></b></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-55547984653559388272013-03-16T11:53:00.001-07:002013-03-16T12:25:11.984-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Nas festas da família, eu sou sempre aquele sentado no canto da sala com o celular na mão.</span></b></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-7335614661127843742013-03-16T11:52:00.002-07:002013-03-16T12:25:11.988-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><b>Viaje sem sair do lugar com a Maconha Airlines.</b></span></span></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-65734743468995519222013-03-16T11:49:00.003-07:002013-03-16T12:25:11.986-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><b>O bullying começa quando você tira uma foto bonita e seus amigos falam: Nem parece você.</b></span></span></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-87850622746296414892013-03-05T11:21:00.004-08:002013-03-05T11:22:10.073-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<q><b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Conhecimento é saber que o tomate é um fruto. Sabedoria é não misturá-lo na salada de frutas.</span></b></q></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-22354369888328885292013-03-05T11:21:00.002-08:002013-03-05T11:22:10.058-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<q><b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Para se entender um burro, meia inteligência basta!</span></b></q></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-56053997899484496062013-03-05T10:06:00.001-08:002013-03-05T11:22:10.067-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<q><b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Políticos: Aqueles que buscam meios legais para fins ilegais.</span></b></q></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-20716841616687909832013-03-05T10:05:00.003-08:002013-03-05T11:22:10.056-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<q><b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Pergunte para mim que sei tudo, só não sei onde deixei o meu celular.</span></b></q></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-45558684966348990902013-03-05T10:05:00.000-08:002013-03-05T11:22:10.062-08:00<br />
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<q><b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Viver do passado é se perder no futuro.</span></b></q></div>
</article>João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-33590508189857427392013-03-05T10:04:00.001-08:002013-03-05T11:22:10.060-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<q><b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Já tive muita pressa na vida, até ver no meu RG que sou baiano</span></b></q></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-6460454272533327732013-03-05T10:03:00.003-08:002013-03-05T11:22:10.069-08:00<br />
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<q><b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Conquistar garotas hoje em dia está difícil, talvez seria mais fácil se eu fosse um vampiro.</span></b></q></div>
</article>João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-87379722046495492382013-03-05T10:03:00.001-08:002013-03-05T11:22:10.071-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<q><b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Já paguei muito sapo na vida, mas acabou o dinheiro.</span></b></q></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-5154442224986059772013-03-05T10:01:00.003-08:002013-03-05T11:22:10.065-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<q><b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Acho que vou ali no banco retirar um dinheiro. Alguém me empresta um maçarico?</span></b></q></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-11580416364818341982013-03-05T09:30:00.001-08:002013-03-05T09:30:47.879-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Nenhum mentiroso tem uma memória suficientemente boa para ser um mentiroso de êxito.</span></b></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-92028098004932045722013-03-05T09:29:00.002-08:002013-03-05T09:30:47.887-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Pedimos conselho; mas procuramos aprovação.</b></span></span></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-28898641722049876772013-03-05T09:28:00.003-08:002013-03-05T09:30:47.882-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Só fui à falência duas vezes. A primeira, quando perdi uma causa. A segunda, quando a ganhei.</span></b></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-6099435203239967442013-03-05T09:28:00.001-08:002013-03-05T09:30:47.885-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Os homens sonham com uma mulher doce e paciente, mas a mulher sempre será ansiosa e insegura.</span></b></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-84452432270834662102013-03-02T09:19:00.001-08:002013-03-04T18:12:27.363-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"> "Pareço legal, mas já disse "já volto" e não voltei."</span></b></div>
João Gallohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506399050242174176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303922976447660278.post-14953940208839936502013-03-01T19:04:00.004-08:002013-03-04T18:12:27.320-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 22.875px;"><b>Filho quem é aquela menina que você conversa todo dia no MSN? É uma estupradora de curiosos!</b></span></span></div>
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